Sat-Nav-Sys ne kaha...

Okay. Found this interesting. Got it on Bikram's blog. The thing here is, suppose you have a Satellite Navigation System in your car, what would be the weird things it can tell you? Just to put ur creative grey mater to work. If any of you wanna try it, do take it up and leave the link to your blog here. Here are the lines that crossed my mind .

"Wrong address? Dude, you said 'girlfriend's place'. And this is my girlfriend's place. There's the car!!"

"Can you shut the AC please? I have a freaking viral."

"That's 'Miss Long Legs'. Pick her up, pick her up."

"Hey brother, I speak. You listen!!"

"Don't you know this is a 'no-fart' zone?"

"When is your next car change due?"

"You better be nice to me , or I'm gonna drive you straight to hell!!"

"My nap-time. Do not disturb."

"You still go for 'lunch-dates'? Grow up! Whats the curfew at your place? 8 pm?"

"Don't hit on the horn so hard! If Mrs. Steering Wheel gets angry, she's gonna lock herself up!"

"You're such a Saint. You don't even kiss in the car!"

"Don't you get that nephew of yours here again. He meddles with me like I'm a PSP"

"No. Not that one. Give the keys to the valet at that corner. I'm all hots for her ;)"

"My ex's boyfriend is in the car ahead. Can you bang it for me please?"

"Hum tum...ek car mein bandh ho.... Aur lock ho jaaye ;)"


Thoroughly enjoyed writing this ,
Chandana C. Shekar

The Strike-It-Off Tag

Picked this tag from Neha Silam's blog. Pretty interesting. Its simple. Just strike off the things that you haven't done in your life yet. Here I go :)

1. Graduated high school.
2. Kissed someone. (Don't start getting ideas. It says 'kissed'. not 'smooched', A kiss can land anywhere ;) ;) )
3. Smoked a cigarette.
4. Got so drunk you passed out.
5. Rode every ride at an amusement park.
6. Collected something stupid.
7. Gone to a rock concert.
8. Helped someone.
9. Gone fishing.
10. Watched four movies in one night. (I have watched two and a half)
11. Lied to someone.
12. Snorted cocaine.
13. Smoked weed.
14. Failed a subject. (Not in finals. Internals-yes.All of us in my class did ;) )
15. Been in a car accident.
16. Been in a tornado.
17. Watched someone die. (You invariably get to see that in casualty postings and on duty days)
18. Been to a funeral.
19. Burned yourself. (Courtesy- hot water and my effort to cook something!!)
20. Run a marathon.
21. Cried yourself to sleep.
22. Spent over 10,000 bucks in one day. (me and my shopping sprees ;) )
23. Flown on an aeroplane. (I'm the only one in my family who hasn't. Poor me)
24. Cheated on someone.
25. Been cheated on.
26. Written a 10 page letter.
27. Gone skiing.
28. Been sailing.
29. Cut yourself.
30. Had a best friend.
31. Lost someone you loved.
32. Got into trouble for something you didn’t do. (Every intern and PG gets into that in a hospital!)
33. Stolen a book from the library. ( Haven't returned quite a few yet)
34. Gone to a different country. (I have not even been to North India)
35. Watched the Harry Potter movies.
36. Had an online diary.
37. Fired a gun. ( At  balloons at the dasara exhibition ;) )
38. Gambled in a casino. ( I'm so waiting to go to vegas :) )
39. Been in a school play.
40. Been fired from a job.( They can'tfire an intern. Its compulsory. And that's the only job I've been in :)
41. Taken a lie detector test.
42. Swam with dolphins.
43. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. ( I loved Harshit Saxena sing on one of the TV shows)
44. Written poetry. ( Oh yeah!!)
45. Read more than 20 books a year.  (Our text books and notes and question banks and one or two novels per year- yeah, easily more than 20).
46. Gone to Europe.
47. Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
48. Used a colouring book over age 12. (Don't think so)
49. Had a surgery. (Had fracture-displacement of my left little toe when I was a kid)
50. Had stitches. ( How else would they close my wound? Staples weren't in use back then)
51. Taken a Taxi.
52. Had more than 5 IM conversations going on at once. ( I'm a girl afterall ;) )
53. Been in a fist fight. ( Come on, I have a sister. this is bound to happen).
54. Suffered any form of abuse. (No ways!! Who ever tries to do that will get abused back by me)
55. Had a pet.
56. Petted a wild animal.
57. Had your own credit card & bought something with it.
58. Dyed your hair.
59. Got a tattoo.( Will be the first thing I'll do after I get my PG seat)
60. Had something pierced. (Ear lobes. I'm a girl!!)
61. Got straight A’s. ( Oh yes!!)
62. Known someone personally with HIV or AIDS. ( I worked at a hospital)
63. Taken pictures with a webcam.
64. Lost something expensive.
65. Gone to sleep with music on

Phew. That was a back and forth journey into memories. I'm not tagging anybody in particular, coz a lotta people I know have already taken this up. But whoever wants to take it up, please do. have fun.

Until next time, Cheers :)
Chandana C. Shekar

My Blog Filmfare Moment :-) :-)

 

MY 100TH POST!! Yippee :). I take this post to appreciate the appreciation that I've got from my fellow bloggers. Thanks so much you guys :). Read on and take up the awards that I've passed on.

Guilty-Innocent

This is just a straight forward tag passed on to me by Nazish.Thanks Nazish.
So here I go.

The rules are thus…

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3
Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this.

Okies, so my answers--

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent

Ever told a lie? Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty

Kissed a picture? Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty

Held a snake? Innocent.

Been suspended from school? Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent

Stolen from a store? Innocent

Been fired from a job? Innocent

Done something you regret? Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent

Kissed in the rain? Innocent

Sat on a roof top? Guilty

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent

Sang in the shower? Guilty.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent

Shaved your head? Guilty

Had a boxing membership? Innocent.

Made a girlfriend cry? Innocent.

Been in a band? Guilty

Shot a gun? Guilty

Donated Blood? Innocent

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent

Have/had a tattoo? Innocent.

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty

Been too honest? Guilty

Ruined a surprise? Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty.

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty

Had communication with your ex? Innocent

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty

That was easy and guilty-innocent ;)

Now to pass it on, I would pass it on to

Neha silam

Neha ansal

Neha hadkar

Swatantra

Pratap

Arun

Urvashi

Illuminator

Prerana

Girl next door

Cheers:)

Chandana C. Shekar

Two Nehas, Two Tags :-)

What a co-incidence. Just exactly when I'm not having anything interesting in life to write about, I get two tags by two friends. And co-incidently again, both of them are called "Neha"!! :)

So here I go, NEHA HADKAR has tagged me for "The ABC tag". It goes like this:

1)Link the person who tagged you.

2) Post the rules on your blog.

3) Share the ABCs of you.

4) Tag 3 people at the end of your post by linking to them.

5) Let the 3 people know of the tag by leaving them comments.

6) Do not tag the original ‘tagger’.

Here I go,

A – Available/Single? - Single, but not available. Reasons best known to me ;-)

B – Best friend? - Vivek. Very very close competition to him would be a lot more friends

C – Cake or Pie? - Cake for sure

D – Drink of choice? - COFFEE, anytime anyday!!!

E – Essential item you use every day? - My cell phone for sure

F – Favorite colour? - Black, Oh I love that colour

G – Gummy Bears Or Worms? - Gummy bears

H – Hometown? - Namma Mysooru :) Love this place

I – Indulgence? - Coffee, music, writing, sleeping.

J – January or February? - February for sure :)

K – Kids & their names? - Call me after 10 years. or maybe 15. I'll let u know then :)

L – Life is incomplete without? - Loved ones

M – Marriage date? - I don't even know the year yet!!

N – Number of siblings? - One

O – Oranges or Apples? - Apples

P – Phobias/Fears? - Snakes

Q – Quote for today? - Never say 'no' when a loved one asks for time, be it at any hour of the day.

R – Reason to smile? - Nothing at the moment. Getting bugged sitting alone at home.

S – Season? - Winter. It feels so good to cuddle into a cozy corner.

T – Tag 3 People? - Nazish , Neha Silam , Dhanashree

U – Unknown fact about me? - Let it be so na. Why do u wanna know? Keep track of the things u already know. thats more than enuf :)

V – Vegetable you don't like? - All those gourds..bitter gourd and the like...yuck...

W – Worst habit? - Extremely lazy at times.

X – X-rays you've had? When I had a fracture left last toe when I was in class 6.

Y – Your favorite food? - Biryani, and Pani puri

Z – Zodiac sign? - Aries!!! I'm a typical text book description of an aries.

Thanks for readin. Enjoyed writing it. Put my grey
cells to work. Now, the people whom I've tagged,
I'm looking forward to read yours :)

The other tag is by NEHA SILAM. I'd call it the "C" tag. Wanna know why? Read on.

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real .... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Then you need to tag 4 people..

So, here I go again :)

1.What is your name: Chandana

2. A four Letter Word: Cold

3. A boy's Name: Chandan

4. A girl's Name: Chethana

5. An occupation: Carpenter

6. A colour: Crimson

7. Something you wear: Clothes

8. A food: Cake

9. Something found in the bathroom: Clothes-hanger

10. A place: Canada

11. A reason for being late: Checking!!!Caught by Traffic police for license checking ;)

12. Something you shout: Chuck it ya!!

13. A movie title: Casanova

14. Something you drink: Coffee!!

15. A musical group: Choir of Helen

16. An animal: Cat

17. A street name:Commercial street

18. A type of car: Chevrolet

19. Something scary: Canines maybe.lolz
20. Ice cream flavour: Chocolate

Now I tag, Neha Hadkar, Pratap, Urvashi and Arun for this :)

Chandana C. Shekar

My first blog-tag

Have been tagged by Nazish Rehman @ http://nazishrahman.blogspot.com/2009/06/truly-me-100-truths.html. Thanks dude :) Well, will try to answer them. Here it goes.

1. Last drink: Coffee
2. Last phone call : To my friend
3. Last text message: To another friend
4. Last song you listened to: Don't remember
5. Last time you cried: A fortnight ago maybe

Have you ever?...
6. Dated someone twice: No
7.Been cheated on?: No
8. Kissed someone & regretted it?: No
9. Lost someone special?: No
10. Been depressed?: Not really
11. Been drunk and threw up?: Naaa

Four Favourite Colors...
12. Black
13. Red
14. Lavender
15. White..

First times....
16. Made new friends: In kindergarten obviously
17. Fallen out of love: No
18.Laughed until you cried: Yes……lot of times. Don't remember the first time.
19. Met someone who changed you: Kind of yes, but changed a few things, not completely.
20. Found out who your true friends were?: Once I joined medical college!!!
21. Found out someone was talking about you: First year of medicine!!

Have You..
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Nope!!
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All of them!!
24. How many kids do you want to have: That's a long long way to go yet . why think about it now? lolz
25. Do you have any pets: No
26. Do you want to change your name: Never
27. What did you do for your last birthday: Was working at the casualty!!! lolz. went out with friends and later with family in the evening.
28.What time did you wake up today: suprisingly, 7 am .
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Writing a poem
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for: people who make you wait for them
31. Last time you saw your father: An hour ago
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish i could go back to my past and rectify all my mistakes.
33.Most Visited wed web page: gmail.com

What's Your...
34. Name: Chandana Shekar
35. Nicknames: Mini, and loads of others.
36. Zodiac sign: Aries
37. Male or female or transgender: female
38. Elementary: Ideal jawa rotary school, Mysore
39. School: Marimallappa's High school, Mysore
40. Colleges: Sadvidya PU college and JSS Medical College, Mysore
41.Hair color: Black
42. Long or short: adequate enough :)
43. Height: 5 feet 5 inches
44. Do you have a crush on someone?: Oh yeah, sure :)
45. Ever been in love?: I wonder!!!
46. Piercings?: ear
47. Tattoos?: no
48. Righty or lefty: Righty
49. First surgery: The one I did was a caesarian section ( assisted my mom). The one I got done was a fracture open reduction when I was in class 6!!!
50. First piercing: When i was a kid
51. First best friend: Arpitha and Dhanya, in kindergarten
52. First sport you loved: Ring-a-ring-a roses I guess. lolz. 'First one' you see :)
53. First pet: I never had a pet
54. First vacation: Can't remember
55. First concert:In class 2 ( other than the school ones)
56. First crush: A senior at High school

Right Now...
57. Eating: No
58. Drinking: No
59. I'm about to: Have my dinner
60. Listening to: The fan making some sound
61. Waiting for: Mom to get back home from work

Your Future...
62. Want kids?: Ofcourse ya
63. Want to get married?: Oh yeah, That goes without saying!
64. Careers in mind?: Mind's a better place for it be, than on paper :)

Which is better with the opposite sex...??
65. Lips or eyes: Eyes
66. Hugs or kisses: I'd say both!!
67. Shorter or taller: Taller sure
68. Older or Younger:Older maybe.
69. Romantic or spontaneous: Both ofcourse…..
70. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms yeah.Does that need to be asked?!?!?
71. Sensitive or loud: Neither. I don't like sensitive guys, but neither should they be too loud.
72. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
73. Trouble maker or hesitant: Neither again

Have you ever...??
73. Kissed a stranger: Naa
74. Lost glasses/contacts: I don't use them
75. Sex on first Date: Naaa
76. Broken someone's heart: Yes
77. Had your own heart broken: Not really
78. Been arrested: Naa
79. Turned someone down: Yes. Couldn't help it
80. Cried when someone died: Yes
81. Liked a friend that is a boy?: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
82. Yourself: Most of the times
83. Miracles: Oh Yes
84. God: yes
85. Love at first sight: No idea
86. Heaven: No idea
87. Santa Claus: I used to.
88. Kiss on the first date?: Naa
89. Angels: Yes….. I wish I could have one
90. Devils: Definitely…thr r many

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
91. Is there one person you want to be with right now?:Yes
92. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Naa
93. Wanted to kill someone ever?: Naa
94. Among you blog mates, whom would you like to kiss?: None
95. Committed a blunder and regretted later?: Maybe, don't remember
96. Wanted to steal your friend's boyfriend / girlfriend?: No ways ya

ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR...
97. White: Salwar or a t shirt
98. Black: All attires. From jeans to evening gowns. I love wearing black.
99. Red: An evening gown maybe
100. Pink: A night suit or a salwar maybe. I don't wear pink very often

So there go my answers. Enjoyed answering them :) I would love to pass on the tag to my fellow bloggers, siddhanth, pritesh, pratap, neha ansal, neha silam, anand, quirky mon, chinmaya, pri, dhanni and the followers of my blog. Waiting to read your answers guys :)

Chandana C. Shekar