Slap-up Thoughts #15

"I wanted 'Perfect'. But all I needed was 'Compatible' "

Bit busy these days,
Chandana C. Shekar

Sat-Nav-Sys ne kaha...

Okay. Found this interesting. Got it on Bikram's blog. The thing here is, suppose you have a Satellite Navigation System in your car, what would be the weird things it can tell you? Just to put ur creative grey mater to work. If any of you wanna try it, do take it up and leave the link to your blog here. Here are the lines that crossed my mind .

"Wrong address? Dude, you said 'girlfriend's place'. And this is my girlfriend's place. There's the car!!"

"Can you shut the AC please? I have a freaking viral."

"That's 'Miss Long Legs'. Pick her up, pick her up."

"Hey brother, I speak. You listen!!"

"Don't you know this is a 'no-fart' zone?"

"When is your next car change due?"

"You better be nice to me , or I'm gonna drive you straight to hell!!"

"My nap-time. Do not disturb."

"You still go for 'lunch-dates'? Grow up! Whats the curfew at your place? 8 pm?"

"Don't hit on the horn so hard! If Mrs. Steering Wheel gets angry, she's gonna lock herself up!"

"You're such a Saint. You don't even kiss in the car!"

"Don't you get that nephew of yours here again. He meddles with me like I'm a PSP"

"No. Not that one. Give the keys to the valet at that corner. I'm all hots for her ;)"

"My ex's boyfriend is in the car ahead. Can you bang it for me please?"

"Hum tum...ek car mein bandh ho.... Aur lock ho jaaye ;)"


Thoroughly enjoyed writing this ,
Chandana C. Shekar

Hmmm...

A lazy wednesday afternoon.. Three friends.. At Barista..

Mr.A - Why is that girls go for the 'bad' boys?
Pause
Miss. P - Why is that guys fall for the 'slutty' girls?
Pause
Me - Hmmm . Right !

Have a nice weekend,
Chandana C. Shekar

The Strike-It-Off Tag

Picked this tag from Neha Silam's blog. Pretty interesting. Its simple. Just strike off the things that you haven't done in your life yet. Here I go :)

1. Graduated high school.
2. Kissed someone. (Don't start getting ideas. It says 'kissed'. not 'smooched', A kiss can land anywhere ;) ;) )
3. Smoked a cigarette.
4. Got so drunk you passed out.
5. Rode every ride at an amusement park.
6. Collected something stupid.
7. Gone to a rock concert.
8. Helped someone.
9. Gone fishing.
10. Watched four movies in one night. (I have watched two and a half)
11. Lied to someone.
12. Snorted cocaine.
13. Smoked weed.
14. Failed a subject. (Not in finals. Internals-yes.All of us in my class did ;) )
15. Been in a car accident.
16. Been in a tornado.
17. Watched someone die. (You invariably get to see that in casualty postings and on duty days)
18. Been to a funeral.
19. Burned yourself. (Courtesy- hot water and my effort to cook something!!)
20. Run a marathon.
21. Cried yourself to sleep.
22. Spent over 10,000 bucks in one day. (me and my shopping sprees ;) )
23. Flown on an aeroplane. (I'm the only one in my family who hasn't. Poor me)
24. Cheated on someone.
25. Been cheated on.
26. Written a 10 page letter.
27. Gone skiing.
28. Been sailing.
29. Cut yourself.
30. Had a best friend.
31. Lost someone you loved.
32. Got into trouble for something you didn’t do. (Every intern and PG gets into that in a hospital!)
33. Stolen a book from the library. ( Haven't returned quite a few yet)
34. Gone to a different country. (I have not even been to North India)
35. Watched the Harry Potter movies.
36. Had an online diary.
37. Fired a gun. ( At  balloons at the dasara exhibition ;) )
38. Gambled in a casino. ( I'm so waiting to go to vegas :) )
39. Been in a school play.
40. Been fired from a job.( They can'tfire an intern. Its compulsory. And that's the only job I've been in :)
41. Taken a lie detector test.
42. Swam with dolphins.
43. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. ( I loved Harshit Saxena sing on one of the TV shows)
44. Written poetry. ( Oh yeah!!)
45. Read more than 20 books a year.  (Our text books and notes and question banks and one or two novels per year- yeah, easily more than 20).
46. Gone to Europe.
47. Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
48. Used a colouring book over age 12. (Don't think so)
49. Had a surgery. (Had fracture-displacement of my left little toe when I was a kid)
50. Had stitches. ( How else would they close my wound? Staples weren't in use back then)
51. Taken a Taxi.
52. Had more than 5 IM conversations going on at once. ( I'm a girl afterall ;) )
53. Been in a fist fight. ( Come on, I have a sister. this is bound to happen).
54. Suffered any form of abuse. (No ways!! Who ever tries to do that will get abused back by me)
55. Had a pet.
56. Petted a wild animal.
57. Had your own credit card & bought something with it.
58. Dyed your hair.
59. Got a tattoo.( Will be the first thing I'll do after I get my PG seat)
60. Had something pierced. (Ear lobes. I'm a girl!!)
61. Got straight A’s. ( Oh yes!!)
62. Known someone personally with HIV or AIDS. ( I worked at a hospital)
63. Taken pictures with a webcam.
64. Lost something expensive.
65. Gone to sleep with music on

Phew. That was a back and forth journey into memories. I'm not tagging anybody in particular, coz a lotta people I know have already taken this up. But whoever wants to take it up, please do. have fun.

Until next time, Cheers :)
Chandana C. Shekar

Slap-up thoughts #14

"Love is a song that never ends. It's just us, who stop dancing."

Cheers,
Chandana C. Shekar

Just when killing time..

My loyalty shifted. After six years. From Orkut to facebook. From Vodafone to Airtel. Facebook because its a lot more interesting than Orkut. Airtel because the Vodafone people pissed me off.

'Cruise Control' by Maraih Carey. Had been wanting that hello tune since so long. It never functioned on Vodafone. Got it now. yayy yayy Airtel ;-).

Infrapatellar bursitis is aka Clergyman's knee aka Vicar's knee aka Parson's knee aka Carpet layer's knee. And we are supposed to learn all these for the exam?With many more such mess-makers? Why can't it just be called infrapatellar bursitis? Is this like a nick name thing??

When my mom herself is not bothered about me being single yet, I wonder why my mom's brother's wife's mother's brother's wife's daughter (yeah, I got it right) is breaking her head about getting me hooked to somebody!! It's not gonna work dear!!

I have a North Indian friend who did his graduation from Mysore. He called me up today and said, "Thumba dina aaythu. Kannadadhalli maathadbeku" ( i.e. It's been so long, wanna talk in Kannada.). That's nice baby :-) :-).

A friend of mine bought Nokia X6 recently. I'm waiting to see it. Wanna see the Nokia version of my phone (S.E. Satio). Well, my phone's any day got better features, but still, curiosity u see ;-).

My friend Moo started his internship postings in the department of OBG in our hospital. As it goes with that department ( I stress again that the department here refers only n only to the one in our hospital), we started gossipping about how pathetic and  weird and what-not the people out there are. And midway during the conversation, he said, "No wonder all these male gynaecologists here seem like they are suffering from loss of libido". ROFL. That was a real good one. I guess there is no intern who walks out of that department without getting frustrated with the people out there!!

My sister pledged to God that she would quit chicken for a year if she gets through medical entrance exam. Whoo!! I'm wondering how would that help? Is it like God was denied chicken everywhere and she is doing him a favour by giving him her share for a year?

My blog gets a regular visitor from San Jose, California. And very punctual. As soon as my blog post comes up, I get the update on the Feedjit that somebody from San Jose visited. Feeling all nice about it ;-).Can you please tell me who you are? I would love to know :).

I hardly receive sms on my phone nowadays. Everybody's busy getting married or studying you see. And whenever I do get, majority of them say, "Whats up? What studying?" Oh shit! That reminds me. Gotta get back to books. Ta..

Smiley smiley,
Chandana C. Shekar