Advantages Of Being Single ;-)

• You can sleep at night with your phone on silent mode.
• You don't have to explain to anybody as to why his call was on waiting.
• You can have a more expensive phone than he has, with no worries of 'hurting his ego'.
• Spending money can mean a lot more things than recharging your phone every other day.
• You don't have to explain to anybody as to who sent you that non-veg joke.
• You can talk to any guy and message anybody 'whats up?', and not feel guilty about it.
• You can check-out any guy... and his body too ;).
• Harmless flirting will actually be harmless now.
• You don't have to make any rakhi-brothers.
• You can have your own take on 'size zero' .
• You don't have to adore somebody's family, when they think you're a jerk. 
• Weekends can mean pyjama parties at your girlfriend's place.
• You don't have to convince anybody to let you get drunk at a pub. And now that you're single, men notice you more. So, that very much means free drinks at the bar ;).
• Movie night outs now can have romantic, cheesy movies and chick flicks.
• You don't have to have a separate birthday treat for your friends coz you were with him on your birthday
• You don't have to put up with any mood swings.
• You can party hard when you passed an exam, no matter 'whoever' flunked.
• Your password can infact be a secret.
• Your password need not be somebody's name, and it can even be your ex's name.
• You don't have to lie to your parents that books are costlier nowadays, coz you don't need that extra money to spend on anyone now.
• You don't have to tolerate some moron friend of his, calling you 'bhabhiji'.
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  You don't have to lie to your parents and msg your gal friend-"I've told mom that I'm going out with you and will be late in the evening.If mom calls, tell the same."
• You don’t have to wonder before buying anything you like, “I hope he likes this!".
• Now that your money, time, energy and peace of mind is saved, you can have day-offs at the spa!! Enjoy :)

Any more?? Add on people :)

p.s. 1- this one is more of being a single 'woman', coz i can think from a woman's perspective ;-). Any more additions from u people, I'd love to put it up here :)

p.s. 2- One person who commented on this said that it looked like I wrote this while listening to myself. Well, no!!! This is a compilation of inferences from what I've seen in mine and others' lives.Just because I would be in a relationship, I would never let my life go so pathetic, that i wouldn't be able to live it my way and would need a change. No way!!! :)

Cheers,
Chandana C. Shekar :)

Added by Bikram:

• No more buying of Gifts when you got to go and meet her
• No more spending of money of clothes for her
• No more spending on Buying stuff for HER FRIENDS when she is out shoppign with you...
• No more arguing with guys who are maroing a line on her
• No more fighting with guys over her, the ones you fought with are your best pals
• No more going ot watch SLOPPY movies anymore .

Added by Anonymous:

• u dont've 2 worry abt putting on weight!
• u can sleep around wit any guy n tat 2 witout guilt!!
• u can freely indulge in any vice!!!
• u can wear wat u want n dont've 2 care a shit abt wat ppl think or say!!!!

Added by Karthik:

• U dont have to think and rephrase ur sentences
• U dont have to compliment that 'U r looking gr8 in this dress'
• Whenever u pass by a damsel u can say oh!! i wish i had ********(fill in the blanks)
• U can think sports and current affairs(sorry gals)
• U can hang out with ur friends late night
• Most important: U will realise the importance of people who love you.

Added by Neha:

• You don't have to give a bite from your pizza, chocolates, ice creams..you can have all by yourself..
• You can afford to have tyres all around you..
• When you go shopping, you can spend all the money only on you :)

Added by Illusionare:   

•  Hope I don't sound crude, but the GREATEST thing about being single is that you can let one rip off anytime, anywhere! And the moment you fart, give yourself the thumbsup sign and scream "Wooohoooooo! I feeeeel good!" and then continue whatever you were doing :)

Added by Pratap:

• The greatest advantage is that you are not under stress.

Added by Priyanka:

• There is nobody to judge you on every small thing.

Go on... :)