July 12, 2010

Sat-Nav-Sys ne kaha...

Okay. Found this interesting. Got it on Bikram's blog. The thing here is, suppose you have a Satellite Navigation System in your car, what would be the weird things it can tell you? Just to put ur creative grey mater to work. If any of you wanna try it, do take it up and leave the link to your blog here. Here are the lines that crossed my mind .

"Wrong address? Dude, you said 'girlfriend's place'. And this is my girlfriend's place. There's the car!!"

"Can you shut the AC please? I have a freaking viral."

"That's 'Miss Long Legs'. Pick her up, pick her up."

"Hey brother, I speak. You listen!!"

"Don't you know this is a 'no-fart' zone?"

"When is your next car change due?"

"You better be nice to me , or I'm gonna drive you straight to hell!!"

"My nap-time. Do not disturb."

"You still go for 'lunch-dates'? Grow up! Whats the curfew at your place? 8 pm?"

"Don't hit on the horn so hard! If Mrs. Steering Wheel gets angry, she's gonna lock herself up!"

"You're such a Saint. You don't even kiss in the car!"

"Don't you get that nephew of yours here again. He meddles with me like I'm a PSP"

"No. Not that one. Give the keys to the valet at that corner. I'm all hots for her ;)"

"My ex's boyfriend is in the car ahead. Can you bang it for me please?"

"Hum tum...ek car mein bandh ho.... Aur lock ho jaaye ;)"


Thoroughly enjoyed writing this ,
Chandana C. Shekar

18 comments:

Insignia said...

Wicked!! The list was really funny!

:-D Come, lets build such a SAT-NAV

HaRy!! said...

ll first learn to drive a car and then use that SAT NAV to find the list :)!

arun said...

"You better be nice to me , or I'm gonna drive you straight to hell!!" -- Sooooper funny !!!

Bikram said...

yayyyyyyyyyy thank you for taking it up.. oooh man you come out with some wicked funnies.. better then mine....

you still go on lunch dates hah aha .. aree mera jaisa hai .. my dad had a 5kg hand.. I HAD to ha ha ha ..

SAINT :) he he he

NICE of chandana.. loved each one chakk te fattttteeeeeeeee

R. Ramesh said...

lol...enjoyed reading this doc...as my dear friend insignia says the list s really funny:)

Dr. Chandana Shekar said...

@insignia- :) chalo, lets build it :)

@ramesh- thank u :)

@bikram- arre urs was nice yaar. thanks for taggin me. this has been the tag i have enjoyed the most ever!! ;) so u still go out on lunch dats? lolz ;)

@Hary- lolz. do do :)

@arun- hey ncie to see u after long.. thanks re :)

NR said...

lolz...good one...enjoyed it :)

Anonymous said...

i'll buy it for sure:)really very funny & the cool one

broca's area said...

"Don't you know this is a 'no-fart' zone?"!!!!...rofl!!!

Dr. Chandana Shekar said...

@nazish, pratap and manju- :) ;)

Samson said...

and I Thoroughly enjoyed reading this :)

Dr. Chandana Shekar said...

thank you samson :)

deepa kashyap said...

nice tag you must had enjoyed doing it :) :)

R. Ramesh said...

Dr Ji..u promised to drop in once in a while at least..sure all well with u..tc..wishes

Dr. Chandana Shekar said...

thanks deepa. yeah i did enjoy it a lot.

hey ramesh, been reallu busy these days... will sure be around as much as i can.. lifes gettin busier. aarrggg!!!

Samson said...

Hi Chandana

checked out the website that you mentioned and i liked it, registered my self too...

I've sent you an email, check it out... leave me a msg if you have not got it or just email me ( check contact tab on my blog )

Harsha Aithal said...

My first visit. Nice combination of some very good songs and interesting write ups. Keep 'em up.

Dr. Chandana Shekar said...

@harsha- thanks for being here :) and the compliments :)